- Robin: Uh, Batman, maybe he can help with this. I mean, he's had a lot of experience dealing with Lex Luthor.
- Batman: We don't need him.
- Robin: Well it seems just like now we needed him.
- Batman: We would have been fine jumping off the roof.
- Robin: I think we would've broken our legs.
- Batman: We've broken our legs before.
- Robin: Yeah, but I didn't like it. I mean, if we just call him.
- Batman: Robin, we can't go through life expecting Superman or anyone else to save us whenever things get tough. The only people we can rely on is ourselves.
- Lex Luthor: How would you like to be out of Arkham right now, and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?
- The Joker: I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer. Unless you're just one of the voices in my head. In which case, I'm crazy anyway.
- The Joker: Wait a second. What are you going to do the Dynamic Dumb-Dumb?
- Lex Luthor: Joker, I have an election to win.
- The Joker: But who will I play with if he's dead?
- Lex Luthor: Robin's still around. If we eliminate Batman, Robin will probably put on the suit and say he's Batman.
- Cyborg: So, Bats, you need a little help rebuilding the Batcave?
- Batman: No, Robin and I...
- Robin: Yes, we'd like some help. Say it with me.
- Batman: Okay, we probably could use some.
- Superman: Are you asking me? Are you asking me to help you rebuild the Batcave?
- Batman: Well, no I was asking Green Lantern.
- Green Lantern: I don't think this is your colour.
- Lex Luthor: No, thanks. I don't want to get joy buzzed.
- The Joker: Oh, don't worry. I didn't want to shake hands, I want your watch. Nice running into you. Let's do it again, sometime.
- Lex Luthor: Oh, we will.
- Ra's Al Ghul: If you make yourself more than just a man, you become a Superman. No, that's not right, a legend! Yes, a legend.
