- Sanford Shamiro: You called up your stalker?
- Matt LeBlanc: Right.
- Sanford Shamiro: The one we got the restraining order for.
- Matt LeBlanc: Yeah...
- Sanford Shamiro: Did you have sexual relations with her?
- Matt LeBlanc: Mm, does anal...?
- Sanford Shamiro: Yeah, it counts.
- Carol Rance: Your speech was fantastic.
- Merc Lapidus: Yeah?
- Carol Rance: Oh, my God; funny and moving and so smart. You are one class act.
- Merc Lapidus: I gotta piss like a racehorse.
- Matt LeBlanc: The other night I was pretty hammered and I called her up.
- Sanford Shamiro: Diane?
- Matt LeBlanc: No.
- Sanford Shamiro: You called up your stalker.
- Matt LeBlanc: Right.
- Sanford Shamiro: The one we got the restraining order for.
- Matt LeBlanc: Yeah...
- Sanford Shamiro: Did you have sexual relations with her?
- Matt LeBlanc: Mm, does anal...?
- Sanford Shamiro: Yeah, it counts.
- Merc Lapidus: I think sometimes she can actually see a tiny bit!
- Carol Rance: No!
- Merc Lapidus: I'm telling you, like, vague shapes and shadows.
- Carol Rance: And she calls herself blind. What a bitch.
