Julian Atocani Sanchez credited as playing...
Sailboat
- Ernest: Alright, you ready?
- Sailboat: Mm.
- Ernest: Well, I got these three beautiful new babies right here! Startin' with the American dream, the Chavelle! Screamin' out for the road and a lifetime of erotic dreams! Girl on girl! But if that's not your cup of tea, then turn your loins to a truck made of meat, the '72 Chevy pickup. All the muscle in back for a girl, guy, guy, and if you's in between, and I most highly recommend you is, you might not even need a sponge cushion. But! If your desires are of a more serious kind, and I can see that they just might be, this last baby is a Chinese joss house on wheels! The Chevy G20 Sport van. Girl, guy, girl, guy, girl, and I could go on all day and night and I do believe that you could, too, given half a chance... So, what'd you think?
- Sailboat: I think that's your best one... I like the part about the truck made of meat.
- Ernest: Yeah, I've been workin' on that all week. Tryin' to really capture the essence of the beast... Glad you like it.
- Sailboat: One time, the man who brought the letters told Mama to stop making the meatballs because she is a meatball, and Papa got a different look onto his face... The new man that brings the letters just smiles with no talking.
