Danny Pudi credited as playing...
Abed Nadir
- Britta Perry: [Britta pretends to be Star-Burns and encourages the group to ask her questions, as a way to deal with their grief] Guys, you are doing this wrong. Ask me something personal.
- Abed Nadir: Star-Burns, I didn't know you that well, but why did you smell exactly like salami?
- Britta Perry: Abed!
- Pierce Hawthorne: I got one. Where's my comb?
- Britta Perry: [as Star-Burns] I don't know.
- Pierce Hawthorne: Yep, it's him.
- Annie Edison: Why did you tape that switchblade to your ankle?
- Troy Barnes: Why did you always poop with the stall door open?
- Abed Nadir: Is it true you made out with Britta?
- Britta Perry: [annoyed as self] I don't see how that's relevant.
- Pierce Hawthorne: It was Fat Neil's black light party. Vicki saw you.
- Britta Perry: If that's true...
- [as Star-Burns]
- Britta Perry: if... maybe it was because she was really drunk and she had just found out that her first boyfriend was getting married.
- [as self]
- Britta Perry: If you guys are gonna do this wrong, then I'm gonna take these off.
- [attempts to remove fake star-burns affixed to her face]
- Britta Perry: Ow!
- Jeff Winger: [amused] Okay, grief counseling is growing on me.
- [takes picture of Britta wearing fake star-burns]
- Abed Nadir: [about Star-Burns' video] Some one-armed guy with a scar on his face dropped it off. He said he was Star-Burns' lawyer.
- Troy Barnes: How one-armed was he? Tell me when to stop.
- [Uses his right hand to indicate the length of the missing left arm, growing more excited the higher up he goes]
- Abed Nadir: It was the other arm.
- Abed Nadir: Star-Burns also left me his ashes. He requested they be burnt. I don't think he knows how ashes work.
