Zach Woods credited as playing...
Gabe Lewis
- Dwight Schrute: Gabe, I always wondered what it is you did around here. Now I found out. You're the bagel guy.
- Gabe Lewis: Yeah, but not just bagels. All unwanted problems. Question, what's the most important appliance in your house?
- Dwight Schrute: Meat grinder.
- Gabe Lewis: [Buzzer sound] Too slow. It's the toilet. And I am the toilet of this office. I flush away annoying problems so others can keep their hands clean, and, just like a toilet, I am essential.
- Dwight Schrute: You know, Gabe? You could have gone with garbage disposal, incinerator, or eraser, and instead, you chose toilet. God bless you. You're an American classic.
