Ed Helms credited as playing...
Andy Bernard
- [first lines]
- [No one is talking in the office, Jim holds up sign that reads "We're on the longest silent streak in office history! Nobody has said anything in... 14 min!", Dwight hangs up on a phone call rather than speak, Andy sees a raccoon eating a hamburger and tries to describe it using charades, Kevin opens a candy bar and takes a bite]
- Kevin Malone: Oh yeah!
- [Everyone says "Aww!"]
- Dwight Schrute: Knew it! I knew it! Soon as I heard that wrapper.
- Oscar Martinez: You really have to say "oh yeah" every time you eat a candy bar?
- Kevin Malone: I can't help it, Oscar. It's just really good.
- [takes another bite]
- Kevin Malone: Oh yeah!
- Jim Halpert: All right, not bad at all. I think we can beat 20 minutes though, so let's try again. Get it all out now if you have to.
- Andy Bernard: It was a raccoon! Eating a hamburger like a person!
- Dwight Schrute: You need to stop banging your pen on your desk, or it's going to drive me insane.
- Jim Halpert: Okay, done.
- Erin Hannon: [shows bloody hand] Does anyone have a first aid kit?
- Darryl Philbin: Check out this song I wrote: I'ma love you downstairs tonight...
- [overlapping chatter]
- Jim Halpert: Alright, here we go! Everybody get ready in three, two, good luck, one...
