Cash for Gold

Episode aired Mar 21, 2012
TV-MA
30m

IMDb RATING

7.9/10

3.4K

YOUR RATING

Animation Comedy

Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans ... Read allCartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.

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IMDb RATING

7.9/10

3.4K

YOUR RATING

4User reviews

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Stan Marsh
(voice)
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Matt Stone

Kyle Broflovski
(voice)
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April Stewart

Sharon Marsh
(voice)
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Kristen Anderson

Marcia Tubbs
(voice)
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Director
- Trey Parker
Writer
- Trey Parker
All cast & crew
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Did you know

Trivia
The title is a reference to the organization of the same name

Goofs
At 7:36, Dean from Jewelry Bonanza says that 5,000 seconds equals 9 hours, but that is incorrect. 5,000 seconds is actually equivalent to 1.39 hours. To be 9 hours, it would have to be 32,400 seconds.

Quotes
[Stan calls a jewelry shopping channel]
Stan Marsh: Yeah hi. Erm, you should kill yourself.
Dean - Jewelry Channel Host: What's that?
Stan Marsh: I said, "you should kill yourself." What you do is, sort of, unjustifiable. And you know it's unjustifiable. And you don't care. You're the definition of evil. Kill yourself.
Dean - Jewelry Channel Host: Okay, we're gonna sell this ring for just 37,95. How's that?
Stan Marsh: I just read that the day shopping networks make most of their money is on the day seniors pick up social security checks. Kill yourself.
Dean - Jewelry Channel Host: All right, well, you shouldn't say things like that, 'cause some host of a jewelry channel sure might up and do it. Then you'd feel really bad.
Stan Marsh: No, I wouldn't.
Dean - Jewelry Channel Host: Yes, you would.
Stan Marsh: No, because I really want you to kill yourself.
Dean - Jewelry Channel Host: All right, well how about this? If a jewelry network host goes home tonight and blows his brains out, you might be liable. That's a lawsuit worth 2.7 million dollars. How's that sound?
Stan Marsh: I don't care what happens to me. I care about my grandfather, you morally empty, corrupted maggot.
[silence]
Dean - Jewelry Channel Host: All right, I'll tell you what. I'll bring the lawsuit down to 29, 39...
Stan Marsh: No, no, it doesn't matter what price you put on anything. Your only chance to right the wrongs you've done and repay all the elderly people whose lives you've destroyed, is to kill yourself.
[silence]
Dean - Jewelry Channel Host: [clears his throat] Well, you think it's funny, but that's, that's calling up and telling someone to kill themselves. That's not a joke.
Stan Marsh: I'm not joking.
[pause]
Stan Marsh: Do it.