Shah Rukh Khan credited as playing...
Rahul Mithaiwala
- Rahul: I will sleep on the bed because I am your spouse, your husband, your mate and don't they say that there is no business like show-her business. Come on Meenamma let us sleep-amma.
- Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Rahul, I know there's a little problem.
- Rahul: A little problem? The fight has been fixed for tonight with that TV tower Tingu, and your father also wants to find out who amongst the two of us is stronger.
- Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Strong?
- Rahul: Strong?
- Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Then what will you do, Rahul?
- Rahul: I will commit suicide. I will consume poison, tie a noose around my neck and be run over by the Chennai Express.
- Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: No.
- Rahul: The train is calling me.
- Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Rahul! Rahul!
- Rahul: Okay.
- Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Don't panic.
- Rahul: But he's so tall!
- Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: I will make a plan to run away tonight.
- Rahul: He's very hairy and scary!
- Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Till then you remain normal.
