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Marc Fajardo: Nick

One Week Notice

Marc Fajardo credited as playing...

Nick

Quotes12

  • Senior Partner: We are all in agreement that your suicide would be beneficial to the office.
  • Senior Partner: As well as the environment.
  • Nick: The environment?
  • Senior Partner: I keep finding water bottles in your wastebasket.
  • Joe: You a cop?
  • Nick: No.
  • Joe: Then let me piss in peace. Shit.
  • Nick: You want a job?
  • Joe: You gonna get me high?
  • Nick: No, but you can make some money, and be around plenty of lawyers. They have cocaine.
  • Joe: Go on.
  • Joe: Can I still pee on walls?
  • Nick: You can piss in a stripper's mouth for all I care.
  • Nick: Do you know what joint tenancy is?
  • Joe: I have no idea. I shared a joint once - once. Never make that mistake.
  • Nick: Sometimes I get so bored I just wanna poke my eyes out with my good... pen... which someone has stolen, god damn it!
  • Nick: I like that pen. I don't ask for much from this fucking firm, but I like that pen. No, not like, love. Maggie, I love that pen.
  • Maggie: I have tons of pens!
  • Nick: Give me that fucking pen or I'll blow your brains out along with mine!
  • Maggie: Oh, no, no. No need to be so testy. You only have a few days left. You'd better use them wisely, Mister Grumpy-Pants.
  • Jamie Woodnit: Do you remember your brother?
  • Nick: Uh... yeah.
  • Nick: Look, you're the only girl that I've ever been close to, and I thought that you should know that I'm committing suicide, and I'm giving you everything.
  • Jamie Woodnit: Why? Don't you know that I hate you, and I really hate everything about you?
  • Nick: But I'm dead. I don't have to deal with H.R. again.
  • Senior Partner: Uh-uh-uh, that's where you're wrong.
  • Senior Partner: Very wrong. Welcome to your permanent position.
  • Nick: God, I love my fucking pen.

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