David Henrie credited as playing...
Justin Russo
- [first lines]
- Justin Russo: Guys! Guys, is the mail here yet?
- Theresa Russo: Ah, Justin. You have been so anxious about the mail all week, honey. It's just a dollar twenty-five rebate on maple syrup. Give him two fifty to get him to stop talking about it, Jerry.
- Jerry Russo: I don't carry that kind of cash! How 'bout half a banana?
- Justin Russo: There are no evil queens in Jim Bob's world.
- Alex Russo: There's always an evil queen. Sometimes she's the head cheerleader; sometimes she's the fairytale stepmother; sometimes she's your sister.
- [last lines]
- Alex Russo: Oh, look, a review for the comic book.
- Justin Russo: Ooh.
- Alex Russo: [reads] "In the new issue of 'Captain Jim Bob Sherwood's Adventures'"...
- Justin Russo: Oh-ho.
- Alex Russo: -"the baton has been passed on to a new artistic team."
- Justin Russo: That's us!
- Alex Russo: "Sherwood is sucked into an alternate frontier that's riddled with crime and food he's never encountered before."
- Justin Russo: Hunh.
- Alex Russo: "He rescues Jessica Moon and returns to Farmtown with an intergalactic recipe for fajitas."
- Justin Russo: Fajitas.
- Alex Russo: "The Russo sisters, Alex and Justine, have taken over the reins with flair."
- Justin Russo: What! Did you say Justine!
- Alex Russo: Wow! Sometimes I don't have to do anything, and I still win.
- Justin Russo: I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the reviewer.
- Alex Russo: Yeah, good luck with that, sis.
