Jane Levy credited as playing...
April
- [while forced to listen to an uncool song on a car stereo]
- April: Oh, God! Oh, no! Here comes the uplifting chorus!
- Wren: Maybe you could do an explaining rap too.
- April: Wren...
- Wren: I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist, I study ants and stuff if you get the gist, I'm about as cool as a guy can get...
- Roosevelt: Think Jason Bourne with a butterfly net.
- Wren: Prang mantis, Prang mantis, the turtle, the turtle.
- April: Don't do that.
- Wren: What? Wha-what?.
- Wren: [farts April faces]
- [the giant, mechanical Captain Chicken statue collapses on Roosevelt's Volvo and proceeds to hump it. Puglio and his sidekick get out of their truck and laugh cruelly at the four kids' expense, along with everyone else]
- Wren: Roosevelt, I'm so sorry! I'll tell your moms it was all my fault! I made you do it!
- Roosevelt: No, you didn't make me do anything! I-I wanted to!
- April: Oh, really? You wanted to spend your Halloween driving all around town in a rolling "Kick Me" sign? You wanted to get violated? By a giant pirate bird? You losers have ruined our social life!
- [sobs hysterically]
