Porn industry mavens continue to tout "award-winning" videos, directors and actors, somehow blind to how fake these accolades are. Proof of that pudding is this mundane, assembly-line "best" in its category item from the poor man's Jules Jordan, director Chris Streams, who not coincidentally works for Jordan who released this yawner.

It's four hours of random big-breast models showing their stuff and humping away with both local (Mr. Pete and Erik Everhard) and transplanted Euro studs (David Perry, Steve Holmes and Christian Clay).

Streams has copied the style of his master and equals him in the boredom factor. That's because the ladies' fetish-gear, posing for the low-angle camera and sex inside the same old mansion (perhaps where Jordan lives, the product of ill-gotten porno revenues) over and over. How the industry tastemakers distinguish this from tens of thousands of identical videos in handing out their accolades remains a mystery.

For the record, all-time favorite Lisa Ann is the marquee bait here, and the late Shyla Stylez provides a big-butt to go with the cast's very fake big boobs. I love Krissy Lynne so was happy to see her cavort, as well as the India-ethnic Priya Rai, always a bright spot among the more plastic ladies usually hired for such an exercise.

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