Poor early daring! video headed for landfill

The folks at high-class Brit Porn label daring! Media, back when it was headquartered in Spain a decade ago, foolishly hired a hack from competitor (also Spanish) Private Media named Kovi to direct this nonsensical piece of junk. It's even worse than his typical Private slop.

Pantomime is narrated by a woman with a very thick accent speaking almost Pidgin English, with an idiotic premise of presenting six different colors as realized in six sexual vignettes. Each one is introduced on screen by a couple of folks in white protective uniforms (as if auditioning for a remake of Dustin Hoffman's dumbest film "Outbreak") pretending to spray a wall with cans, causing the scene to magically appear as if using Superman's X-Ray vision through the wall.

Perhaps the most striking of these is a white-out depiction of White, even more exaggerated than George Lucas's innovative ultra-white sets and compositions in "THX 1138". But the crummy color-coded sets plus insipid narration trying to characterize what a color means are beneath contempt.

The Eastern European femmes that make up a lengthy cast list suffer from an occupational hazard from that part of the world -they nearly all tend to blend together as an indistinctive mass of generic femininity. Exception is "Bonny Bo", a big-titted lass who resembles superstar Cathy Heaven. 

Thanks to the ID nature of the "Making of" short subject, I was able to identify director Kovi as the guy making a dumb cameo at the end of the show, tossing spray cans into a garbage can and grinning at the viewer. Okay, he's proud of insulting the audience and hardly subtle about what the poor consumer should do with the lousy DVD after watching it.

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