Arnold Vosloo credited as playing...
Zartan
- Zartan: [greeting Cobra Commander] Cool mask!
- Cobra Commander: Someone took his time.
- Zartan: Not easy to sneak out of that big, white, 11-bedroom, 35-and-a-half bathr...
- Cobra Commander: Just don't forget who put you there.
- Firefly: Or the rock you crawled out from.
- Zartan: Firefly, it's good to see we're not running low on crazy. Still have all ten fingers?
- [Firefly wiggles his fingers, then flips them off at Zartan]
- Zartan: [as President] Well the good news is no global warming summit next month. Unless one of us cares enough about his place in history to unilaterally disable his warheads. You know, in the name of the children.
- Zartan: You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service, they want to burn the constitution, literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.
- President: I bet that endears you to the people.
- Zartan: Well, that's the thing. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me.
- Zartan: [as President] On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more.
