George Carlin credited as playing...
Mr. Conductor
- Mr. Conductor: [after falling from the bat he appeared on that Matt moved on his shoulder] I landed like a soft-popped fly, you might say.
- Mr. Conductor: Well, it's always fun to win, of course, but I say playing your best is the real fun.
- Mr. Conductor: [finishing a game of checkers against himself] There's nothing like playing a game against a really skillful opponent.
- Kara: The game's not for a while yet.
- Dan Jones: And anyway, we're gonna loose.
- Matt: Yeah.
- Mr. Conductor: Well, you certainly *will* with *that* attitude.
- Mr. Conductor: I've forgotten who won most of the games I've played in, but I always remember if I've played a good game. That way, everyone can be a winner.
