Christopher Jordan Wallace credited as playing...
Kenny Loftus
- Kenny Loftus: Your momma is so fat, you have to roll her in flour, then dive for the wet spot.
- Nick Halsey: Do you know what that means?
- Kenny Loftus: No.
- Nick Halsey: Yeah, maybe don't tell that one.
- Kenny Loftus: [pointing at a picture in one of Nick's yearbooks] Is that you?
- Nick Halsey: Yeah.
- Kenny Loftus: You look happy.
- Nick Halsey: I was, I guess.
- Kenny Loftus: What happened?
- Nick Halsey: What do you mean "what happened"? Life happened, work happened, marriage happened.
- [last lines]
- Nick Halsey: *Rule number 17. Never go into business with a friend.
- Kenny Loftus: Thanks.
- Nick Halsey: So I guess I'll see you around.
- Kenny Loftus: Yeah. Maybe we can catch a game some time.
- Nick Halsey: Been a pleasure working with you.
- Kenny Loftus: You too.
