Sam Humphrey credited as playing...
Tom Thumb
- Queen Victoria: You're even smaller than I imagined!
- Tom Thumb: Well you're not exactly reaching the top shelf yourself, sweetheart.
- P.T. Barnum: P. T. Barnum, at your service.
- [shakes Tom's hand, then gets down on his knee to his height]
- P.T. Barnum: I am putting together a show, and I need a star.
- Tom Thumb: You want people to laugh at me.
- P.T. Barnum: [smiling] Well they're laughing anyway, kid, so you might as well get paid.
- P.T. Barnum: I can't fool the bank into loaning me more money, so... I'm really sorry to disappoint you all.
- Tom Thumb: Don't worry, Barnum. We've gotten used to it by now.
