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Holly Gagnier and Rachel Zeskind in The Chronicles of Holly-Weird (2009)

Quotes

The Chronicles of Holly-Weird

  • Jazz: You are so gonna get fired.
  • Holly: I'm not gonna get fired, I'm a loose canon and they know it.
  • Jazz: You got the loose part right.
  • Holly: Come on, they loved it, didn't you see the regurgitation all over YouTube this morning?
  • Jazz: Soooo fired.
  • Holly: Well, I'll senda ya a postcard from the unemployment line.
  • Daniel: Do you want me to fire you?
  • Holly: Not today... it's Friday, it would ruin my weekend.
  • Daniel: Holly, when you're good you're the best but when you're bad you're a walking lawsuit.
  • Holly: Hey I'm great for ratings... okay, okay... you win, happy?
  • Daniel: No, not happy.
  • Holly: Alright, how about I cross my heart and hope to die, and really I AM hoping.
  • Holly: Okay, you've gotta go... I don't do sleepovers.
  • Austin: It's not a sleepover. We just had a deep connection.
  • Holly: Yeah, for about two minutes.
  • Austin: It was longer than two minutes.
  • Holly: Don't kid yourself minutes man, but hey it WAs entertaining. Ummm, I've gotta pee so could you um lock the door on the way out? I'll call you.
  • Austin: But...
  • Jazz: Crack whore.
  • Holly: Bitch.

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