Rossif Sutherland credited as playing...
- Vince: Do you sleep with all your artists?
- Belinda: Sleep? You doze off in the middle there?
- Vince: Hey, you just ran that light!
- Kranski: Yeah, it's a game I play. "Red light green light". Every red light's green.
- Vince: And the green lights?
- Kranski: Uh, they're green, too.
- Belinda: [about her wax] Oh, Vince, you didn't tell me how it looks.
- Vince: Looks like you're giving birth to Hitler.
- Belinda: Boy, you just get right down to the point, don't cha?
- Vince: Ah, you know, five years in jail. Not much time to waste.
- Vince: How does a guy like me end up in a place like this?
- Vince: I'm workin' on paying you off. What else you want?
- Kranski: I want you on the job
- Pogue: You know, Vince, I'm gonna be watchin' you. I'm looking out for you, man. I got your back.
- Vince: Lucky me.
- Kranski: You're my favorite, you know that?
- Vince: You should have told that to the new guy.
- Larry: Look, man, I got some old titty mags in the can if you wanna blow off some steam.
- Vince: Titty mags? Thanks, man. You know, five years practice, I think I'm ready for the real thing.
- [first lines]
- Pogue: Two pairs of socks, that's the key.
- Vince: Key to what?
- Pogue: The key to staying fresh and feeling good, ya know. What you do is you keep an extra pair of socks in your pocket, one in your lunch pale, around 2-3 o'clock in the afternoon you slap those bad boys on, bam, you fell like a million bucks.
- Vince: I'll have to remember that.
- Pogue: And you know the number one thing that makes all parolees go back to jail?
- Vince: Not enough socks?
- Pogue: No, stay away from all know felons and former criminal associates.
- Pogue: I'm looking for you.
- Vince: Mr. Pogue, uh, can I get you something, like, uh, champagne, pee in a cup?
- [last lines]
- Kristen: Who's the better kisser?
- Vince: Come here, you.
- Larry: How ya doin' there, Vinnie?
- Vince: It's like riding a bike all the way back to prison.
- Kristen: She's a pit bull but she knows what she's doing.
- Vince: Pill bulls are sweeter.
- Vince: What're you doin'?
- Kristen: Blowing. It's part of my job.
- Vince: Well, you do that very well.
- Belinda: If you like to join us...
- Vince: Open bar?
- Belinda: Just wine. You have to bring your own meth.
