Blake Harrison credited as playing...
Neil Sutherland
- Jay Cartwright: [Neil is in the toilet] What's taking so fucking long?
- Neil Sutherland: Oh, Mate. It's not good. Get us some bog roll... Look!
- [displays penis to Jay]
- Jay Cartwright: Ah, Jesus! Put it away, Neil!
- Neil Sutherland: I can't. It stings when it rubs on my pants!
- Jay Cartwright: Well... Take your pants off then!
- Neil Sutherland: I can't. Then it'll rub on my jeans.
- Jay Cartwright: Neil, No matter what your old man says, You can't Walk around London with your knob hanging out.
- Neil Sutherland: [after being ejected from the club for allegedly masturbating] I wasn't wanking! My cock is cut... my cock is cut!








