Fran Kranz credited as playing...
Marty
- Marty: Okay, my turn! Jules!
- Jules: Mmm?
- Marty: Truth or dare?
- Jules: Let's go dare.
- Marty: All right. I dare you... to make out with...
- Curt: Please say "Dana," please say "Dana," please say "Dana."
- Marty: ...that moose, over there.
- Dana: Um, Marty? Have you ever seen a moose before?
- Marty: Whatever that mysterious beast is.
- Curt: That's a wolf.
- Holden: That's clearly a wolf.
- Marty: Statistical fact. Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they... and he will bind them... with ancient logics.
- Marty: [after discovering a hidden camera] Oh, my God. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout.
- Marty: [referring to a one-way mirror that was discovered] It was the pioneer days. People had to make their own interrogation rooms.
- [the Zombie Redneck Torture Family are attacking the cabin]
- Curt: Look. We gotta lock this place down.
- Marty: He's right.
- Curt: We'll go room by room. Barricade every window and door. We gotta play it safe. No matter what happens, we have to stay together.
- Hadley: [Watching the kids from the control room, Hadley slaps his forehead] Fuck!
- Sitterson: Calm down. Watch the master work.
- [Sitterson pushes buttons on the control panel. A grille opens in a cabin wall and a gas pours through it; Curt enters the room and is affected by the gas at once]
- Curt: This isn't right.
- Holden: What? What's the matter?
- Curt: Th-This isn't right. We should split up. We-We can cover more ground that way.
- Holden: [also affected by the gas] Yeah... Yeah. Good idea.
- Marty: [in disbelief that they just said something so stupid] Really?
- [a zombie's axe crashes through a wall]
- Curt: You guys, you guys, get in your rooms.
- [Marty has a protesting expression as his friends run to different rooms. Cut to Hadley placidly eating popcorn]
- Hadley: Lock 'em in.
- Dana: The whole world, Marty.
- The Director: ...Is in your hands, Dana. There is no other way. You have to be strong.
- Marty: [sarcastically] Yeah, Dana. You feeling strong?
