Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well I thought I never say it and truly mean it, but it's good to see you, Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I miss you too, Probie.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ah life on the ocean blue, me hearties. If the scurvy don't get you, then the pox will. And tell me this, me little McShipmate, how's that scurrilous black-hearted pirate king of ours Captain One-Shot Gibbs?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Well I'm just fine, DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh... uh...
- [DiNozzo slaps the back of his own head]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: There you go, Boss. Welcome aboard.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [as they're searching for a file] What do you see?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: A short life, McGee. Yours! If I get caught.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: The only way that we're gonna access this information is from a secure Naval communications room, so you are it. Now here it is, I'm gonna give you a code, you're gonna enter it on the keyboard. When you do, it's gonna ask you for a password and an authorization key...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [covering] Dad! This is why I don't want Tim driving my car. You know, and I told Tim, that that's my car. It's not a family car, it's my car!
- [Tony is contacting Washington, D.C. via video chat from the U.S.S. Seahawk]
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Got work to do.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm on it, Boss! What am I on, McGee?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Are you alone?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, yeah. Just me and five thousand of my closest friends. I am *never* alone!
- [lowers voice]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I really need to come home, Boss.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm working on it.
