Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Abby Sciuto: [rambling after Gibbs sneaks up on her] I need a hearing test. I'm going deaf. Am I talking loud? Because sometimes people who don't hear very well, they talk too loud. Except, sometimes, when I get water in my ears, I talk so softly that people tell me to speak up because I have that weird, you know, gurgling, swishing sound in my head. Has that ever happened to you? Why didn't I hear the elevator?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [after Abby hands him a post-it note] One... two... six.
- Abby Sciuto: One hundred and twenty-six. That is the number of days that Tony, McGee and Ziva have been gone. I really didn't think you'd let it get into triple-digits, Gibbs. But now it's way more. It's like a third of a whole year. I miss them.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abby, you had lunch with McGee yesterday.
- Abby Sciuto: It's not the same. I miss them collectively, as a group. My three musketeers. Tim is the only one I've seen. No Tony, no Ziva. I get postcards from Tony.
- [hugs Gibbs]
- Abby Sciuto: I want them back, Gibbs. Please get them back.
- [Abby releases him and looks at him sternly]
- Abby Sciuto: You have ten days. Okay, I don't want to pressure you. So twelve. But no more than two weeks.
- [Gibbs smirks and walks off]
- Abby Sciuto: And stop taking the stairs!
- [the elevator dings and Abby smiles]
- Abby Sciuto: [walking into the squad room on McGee's arm; re: Ziva coming back to NCIS] I'm so excited, McGee, I can't believe it, pinch me.
- [McGee does]
- Abby Sciuto: Ow.
- [she socks him]
