- Lincoln Loud: Don't worry, I'll just go... grab it.
- [a bird caws and snatches the map with its beak]
- Lincoln Loud: Uh... okay, now you can worry. We're actually lost.
- Stella: [from off-screen] "What do you mean 'actually'?
- [the downtrodden Clyde and nervous Lincoln turn to Stella and the others, who all glare at them. Lincoln tries to act cool, as if he did not do anything the whole time]
- Lincoln Loud: So I MAY have pretended that we were lost... because I may have been trying to bring us closer together. But now we may actually be lost...
- Liam, Rusty, Zach, Stella: What?
- Lincoln Loud: I promise this wasn't part of the plan. Tell 'em, Clyde!
- Stella: Clyde? You were in on this?
- Clyde: I didn't know he was gonna get us lost! I just helped him cross your names on the activity list!
- Zach: You crossed our names off the activity list?
- [Liam - holding two pineapple juice boxes - starts to lose his temper. He then squeezes the boxes, splashing the juice in his face]
- Rusty: VERY uncool, Lincoln.
- Lincoln Loud: [Protesting] I can explain!
- Stella: You've done enough. I'm getting out of here.
- [She starts to walk to screen right, away from the group, and a saddened Lincoln and Clyde]
- Stella: Anyone who wants to go back to the bunks? Follow me.
- Rusty: My luscious locks say this way.
- [Rusty walks to the lower right]
- Liam: My Mee-Maw always says, 'If you're lost in the hot sauce, the North Star's your boss.
- Zach: Uh, it's daytime, dude.
- Liam: [Liam storms off lower left] Mee-Maw never lies!
- [Zach shrugs shoulders and leaves screen left, leaving Lincoln and Clyde]
- Lincoln Loud: Guys! Wait!
- [Clyde walks away too, following Zach]
- Clyde: I'm going this way. The pollen count... seems lower...
- [Lincoln is now left alone]
