- Superfluous Snake: Mr. Putter. Perhaps you could tell me what you get when you combine two parts calamine, one part essence of pearl, and three parts suntan oil.
- Harvey Putter: A private party between you and "Flame-O" over there.
- [Points to Flaco Mudfly]
- Superfluous Snake: Pity. Don't come crying to me when your smelly sunburned cat comes home with a bad case of poison ivy.
- Sister Delirious Nunbridge: [after being set on fire] I really hate you mother f...
- [honk, honk]
- Sister Delirious Nunbridge: children!
- Rod Cheesely: [singing] Hernia's my squeeze. She's outta site. She makes me freckles burn and me pants real tight.
- Hernia Grunger: See, this is what happens when you date poor witch trash.
- Wand Fu Master: I am the Wand Fu master, Ding Dang Dung. I come with room.
- Rod Cheesely: Wow! I bet you're like a thousand years old with the secrets of the Orient inscribed in your soul!
- Wand Fu Master: No, I take online course. I graduate three weeks ago. I come from mean streets downtown Peoria. Wassup?
