- John Thacker: So have you and Kelly had sex yet?
- Kevin Cartman: No, everytime we try her parents end up coming home.
- John Thacker: Well, you don't have to worry about that here.
- Kevin Cartman: I know! You won't be seeing us all weekend long.
- John Thacker: Man, I just hope one of these girls are easy.
- Kevin Cartman: Good luck with that!
- John Thacker: I'm gonna go check out the woods.
- Kevin Cartman: Wait. Let's finish setting up camp and then let's go scare the girls.
- Bill Fleming: Is your mom home?
- Tina Stern: No, why?
- Bill Fleming: Cause, I thought maybe she could join us for a little threesome.
- Tina Stern: Ewww, you're gross! Come on let's go.
- Bill Fleming: I know a short cut through these woods over here.
- Tina Stern: Yeah right. You just want to get me alone and naked!
- Bill Fleming: Well we can take the long way and you will really be late.
- Tina Stern: Ok, we can go through the woods but no funny business. I have to get home.
- Bill Fleming: I swear I won't try anything.
- Missy Roberts: Oh my God! There is some pervert outside trying to peek in the window while I was getting dressed!
- Kelly Roberts: Oh shit! He's back? I caught him trying to watch me change a few days ago.
- Brittany Barns: Is he still out there?
- Missy Roberts: I don't know.
- Brittany Barns: I'm going swimming.
- Stacy Byrd: Wait for me.
- Brittany Barns: Do you guys want to come?
- Kelly Roberts: Maybe Missy will. I'm going to be busy for awhile!
- Missy Roberts: I can't. I don't have my bathing suit with me.
- Stacy Byrd: Come on Missy! Maybe we can skinny dip?
- Missy Roberts: No thanks. I think I'll pass.
- Stacy Byrd: Suit yourself.
- John Thacker: What about me?
- Brittany Barns: Sorry, but girls only!
- Kevin Cartman: Come on Kelly. I thought you wanted some?
- Kelly Roberts: Can't you get your mind off of sex for one minute? My sister is out there drunk and half naked in the middle of the woods.
- Kevin Cartman: Sorry baby. Let's go find her.
- Kevin Cartman: Missy! Brittany!
- Zach: Did you hear that?
- Kevin Cartman: Hear what?
- Zach: Shh! There is again!
- Kevin Cartman: I don't hear anything! I think you're hearing things!
- Zach: It sounds like someone is walking behind us.
- Kevin Cartman: Missy! Brittany! Hello?
- Zach: We need to split up! You go that way and I'll go this way.
- Kevin Cartman: Ok, meet back in 10 minutes?
- Zach: Better make that 15!
- Kevin Cartman: Ok, cool!
