Clint Napier credited as playing...
John Thacker
- John Thacker: So have you and Kelly had sex yet?
- Kevin Cartman: No, everytime we try her parents end up coming home.
- John Thacker: Well, you don't have to worry about that here.
- Kevin Cartman: I know! You won't be seeing us all weekend long.
- John Thacker: Man, I just hope one of these girls are easy.
- Kevin Cartman: Good luck with that!
- John Thacker: I'm gonna go check out the woods.
- Kevin Cartman: Wait. Let's finish setting up camp and then let's go scare the girls.
- Brittany Barns: I'm going swimming.
- Stacy Byrd: Wait for me.
- Brittany Barns: Do you guys want to come?
- Kelly Roberts: Maybe Missy will. I'm going to be busy for awhile!
- Missy Roberts: I can't. I don't have my bathing suit with me.
- Stacy Byrd: Come on Missy! Maybe we can skinny dip?
- Missy Roberts: No thanks. I think I'll pass.
- Stacy Byrd: Suit yourself.
- John Thacker: What about me?
- Brittany Barns: Sorry, but girls only!
