Chad C. Hundley credited as playing...
Kevin Cartman
- John Thacker: So have you and Kelly had sex yet?
- Kevin Cartman: No, everytime we try her parents end up coming home.
- John Thacker: Well, you don't have to worry about that here.
- Kevin Cartman: I know! You won't be seeing us all weekend long.
- John Thacker: Man, I just hope one of these girls are easy.
- Kevin Cartman: Good luck with that!
- John Thacker: I'm gonna go check out the woods.
- Kevin Cartman: Wait. Let's finish setting up camp and then let's go scare the girls.
- Kevin Cartman: Come on Kelly. I thought you wanted some?
- Kelly Roberts: Can't you get your mind off of sex for one minute? My sister is out there drunk and half naked in the middle of the woods.
- Kevin Cartman: Sorry baby. Let's go find her.
- Kevin Cartman: Missy! Brittany!
- Zach: Did you hear that?
- Kevin Cartman: Hear what?
- Zach: Shh! There is again!
- Kevin Cartman: I don't hear anything! I think you're hearing things!
- Zach: It sounds like someone is walking behind us.
- Kevin Cartman: Missy! Brittany! Hello?
- Zach: We need to split up! You go that way and I'll go this way.
- Kevin Cartman: Ok, meet back in 10 minutes?
- Zach: Better make that 15!
- Kevin Cartman: Ok, cool!
