Paul Reubens credited as playing...
Pee-wee Herman
- Jambi: Hey, I've got a genie joke for you. How many genies does it take to cross the road?
- Pee-wee Herman: I don't know.
- Jambi: Four. One to ride in the box, one to push the box, one to watch for traffic, and one to wish she was on the other side.
- Pee-wee Herman: You sure do look beautiful today, Miss Yvonne.
- Miss Yvonne: Oh, thank you, Pee-wee. You know, beauty is my life. I sleep, eat, and breathe beauty.
- Conky: Look in the dictionary under the word, "beauty". There's a picture of you, Miss Yvonne.
- [shows the picture]
- Miss Yvonne: Oh, thank you, Conky.
- Pee-wee Herman: You sure do have a beautiful smile, Miss Yvonne.
- Miss Yvonne: Thank you, Pee-wee. You know, everyone is more beautiful when they smile. Come on, everyone. Try it.
- [everyone in the Playhouse smiles]
- Miss Yvonne: Oh, see what I mean? Everyone is more beautiful.
- Pee-wee Herman: Well, not as beautiful as you, Miss Yvonne.
- Miss Yvonne: Well, almost. You know, I can make anyone more beautiful.
- Pee-wee Herman: Anyone?
- Miss Yvonne: Anyone.
- Pee-wee Herman: Prove it.
- Miss Yvonne: All right. I will, on the first person that walks through that Playhouse door.
- [Mrs. Steve has just had a beauty makeover]
- Pee-wee Herman: I don't get it, Miss Yvonne. She looks exactly the same.
- Miss Yvonne: Yes, but now she *feels* beautiful. And when you feel beautiful, you *are* beautiful.
- Pee-wee Herman: That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
- [begins to cry]
