Sigourney Weaver: Ship's Computer

WALL·E

Ship's Computer

AUTO: [Auto has just shown the Captain directive A-113, which is a message not to return to Earth due to rising toxicity levels making life unsustainable] Now, the plant.
Captain: No wait a minute, Computer when was the message sent out to the Axiom?
Ship's Computer: Message received in the year 2110.
Captain: That's... That's nearly 700 years ago! Auto, things have changed. We've gotta go back.
AUTO: Sir, orders are do not return to Earth.
Captain: But life is sustainable now. Look at this plant. Green and growing. It's living proof he was wrong.
AUTO: Irrelevant, Captain.
Captain: What? It's completely relevant.
[moves toward the window]
Captain: Out there is our home. *HOME*, Auto. And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and-and-do nothing.
[moves back toward Auto]
Captain: That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!
AUTO: On the Axiom, you will survive.
Captain: I don't want to survive. I want to live.
AUTO: Must follow my directive.
Captain: [groans in frustration, then turns around and notices that Auto is looming closer in the portraits of his predecessors. AUTO looms close behind him making him tighten his cap] I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home *today*.
[Auto advances toward him threateningly, causing the Captain to flinch]

Ship's Computer: Caution: Rogue robots. Caution...
WALL.E: Oh, EVA.
[points at screen with them on it, EVE fires a laser blast at the screen, destroying it]
WALL.E: Ohh...
[folds up inside himself]

Captain: Define "hoe-down".
Ship's Computer: Hoe-down: A social gathering at which lively dancing would take place.
Captain: [AUTO appears near the captain] AUTO! Earth is amazing! These are called "farms". Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow food - like, pizza!
AUTO: [shuts off information display] Good night, Captain.
Captain: Aww!
[starts to move away from workstation, but stops and turns around slightly]
Captain: Psst - Computer, define "dancing".
Ship's Computer: [WALL-E and EVE are seen outside a window in space, flying around] Dancing: A series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.
[camera cuts to outside the Axiom, and WALL-E and EVE continue to "dance"]

Ship's Computer: [From WALL.E's point of view, he sees the salon called "Beautiful"] Feel beautiful. In the salon, multiple PR-Ts is working the Axiom's passengers
PR-T: [as PR-T #1] It's a new you. Stunning.
PR-T: [as PR-T #2] You look great.
PR-T: [as PR-T #3] I know, honey. Men.
PR-T: [as PR-T #4] !en.

Ship's Computer: [as "FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE"; The camera pans down from the computerized sky to the main bridge] Buy N Large. Everything you need to be happy. Your day is very important to us.

Captain B. McCrea: Computer, when was that message sent out to the Axiom?
Axiom's Computer: Message received in the year 2110.
Captain B. McCrea: That's... That's nearly 700 years ago! Auto, things have changed! We've *got to* go back!
Auto: Sir, orders are: "Do not return to Earth."
Captain B. McCrea: But life is sustainable now! Look at this plant! Green and growing! It's living proof he was wrong!
Auto: Irrelevant, Captain.
Captain B. McCrea: What? It's *completely* relevant! Out there is our home! *Home*, Auto! And it's in trouble! I can't just sit here a-and do nothing! That's all I've *ever* done! That's all *anyone* on this blasted ship's ever done! *Nothing*!
Auto: On the Axiom, you will survive.
Captain B. McCrea: I don't *want* to survive! I want to live!
Auto: Must follow my directive.

Steward Bots: [Six of them showing a white hand on a red background in their screens] Halt!
[WALL.E, with EVE's blaster hand, shutters as, a couple seconds later, another robot pushes him against the Steward Bots]
EVE: [Exclaims at WALL.E, as she approaches] WALL.E!
WALL.E: Aah!
[One Steward Bot captures them on camera; "CAUTION". The "CAUTION" picture spreads over the Axiom]
Ship's Computer: Caution. Rouge Robots.
[Picture spreads throughout the food court]
Ship's Computer: Caution.
[Picture spreads from another camera angle]
Ship's Computer: Rouge robots.
[Back to WALL.E and EVE]
Ship's Computer: Caution.
[Steward Bots now show the picture]
Ship's Computer: Rouge Robots.
EVE: [Exclaims in alarmn turns toward WALL.E] Aah. WALL.E!
[Stewards Bots powers up their capturing lasers. EVE exclaims in alarm, as she picks up WALL.E just as the laser misses the robots' target]