Paul Reubens credited as playing...
Pee-wee Herman
- Pee-wee Herman: Boy, our clothing drive is going really swell. We've got all kinds of clothes to give to charity.
- Randy: I don't get it. How come we're givin' all our old clothes to Chairry?
- Pee-wee Herman: Not Chairry, Randy. *Charity*.
- Chairry: A charity is an organization set up to help others who are less fortunate.
- Conky: Charity is helping those in need.
- Pee-wee Herman: That's right. And these clothes that we no longer have a need for might just be the thing that somebody else really needs, and everybody's donated something.
- Cowntess: Moo-hoo, Pee-wee!
- Pee-wee Herman: [walking up] Hi, Cowntess. How are "moo"?
- Cowntess: Oh, Pee-wee, I must confess. This is going to be a little embarrassing.
- Pee-wee Herman: What?
- Cowntess: Oh, dear. You see... Um, never mind, see you later!
- [turns to leave]
- Pee-wee Herman: Hey, hey, hold on, Cowntess! What's the matter?
- Cowntess: No, Pee-wee, let's just forget about it. It can wait.
- [everyone screams]
- Pee-wee Herman: What can wait?
- [everyone screams again]
- Pee-wee Herman: Come on, Cowntess, tell me.
- Cowntess: Oh, but it's just too embarrassing.
- Pee-wee Herman: Cowntess, you know you can tell me anything. Now, what is it?
- Cowntess: Oh, very well. You borrowed my pencil sharpener and didn't return it like you said you would. I have to sharpen a pencil, and now I have to come over and remind you that you haven't returned it.
- Pee-wee Herman: Gee, you were right, Cowntess, this *is* embarrassing.
- Cowntess: Hmm, yes, it is.
- Pee-wee Herman: I'm sorry. I completely forgot about your pencil sharpener. When did I borrow it?
- Cowntess: About four years ago. I wouldn't even ask you for it now, except every pencil in my barn is dull.
- Pee-wee Herman: Well, I'm glad you reminded me, but I'm sad you had to remind me. I'm glad and I'm sad at the same time.
- Cowntess: Hey, it's no biggie. Just give it back and never forget to return something you borrowed again.
- Pee-wee Herman: Okay, okay, don't have a cow! I'll just tell the boys and girls that there's I can show them the Penny cartoon because I have to go look for the pencil sharpener.
- [looks into camera]
- Pee-wee Herman: I'm sorry, boys and girls, but there's just no way I'll be able to show a Penny cartoon, because I...
- Cowntess: Just a moo-ment! Did you say a Penny cartoon?
- Pee-wee Herman: Mm-hmm.
- Cowntess: Oh. Well, in that case, the pencil sharpener can wait.
- [everyone screams]
- Globey: [to Pee-wee] I'm donating my dickey.
- Ricardo: What?
- Pee-wee Herman: A dickey. It's a fake turtleneck.
- Ricardo: [laughs] Ohh.
- Globey: It makes my face look too round.
- Pee-wee Herman: Amen, Globey.
- [giggles]
