- Maximilliam 'Max: What could be more fun than fishing with you dad?
- Peter "P.J.: Eating glass! Do you have any idea what fishing with him is like? Not to mention when I turn green and toss three meals a day.
- Peter "P.J.: How can my dad's fish finder help us find gold?
- Maximilliam 'Max: We set it for GOLDfish, Einstein.
- Maximilliam 'Max: DAD! PJ says Pete's a better fisherman than you!
- Peter "Pete: What do you mean lettin' your kid hit my kid just for tellin' the truth?
