Jim Cummings credited as playing...
- Pete: What was the name of the unknown soldier? How many feathers does Mum Goose have? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- P.J. Pete: I can't even say that.
- Pete: [after PJ's up all night studying] Toast son? Two slices or three?
- P.J. Pete: 2 plus 3 is 5 minus 2 is 3 minus 2 is 1!
- Pete: Okay so you can add, want an egg?
- [PJ screams]
- Pete: Okay no eggs. Say, don't tell me you want a candy bar for breakfast.
- [PJ screams and climbs the wall]
- Pete: That's my boy, doesn't wanna go slow and painful... wants to go fast and painful.
- Pete: Why'd you cut school over a stupid test?
- P.J. Pete: Because you said if I flunked, I'd be grounded for life.
- Pete: What? What do you mean, thinking I'd really ground you for life? I'd never ground you for life! How many times I gotta tell you, do as I think, not mean what I say? Just for that, you're grounded for life!
- Pete: You can't fool me, see? I was a fool way before you were born!
