- Ari Gold: You know what's interesting about that is that you use the word "master plan" and "rat" when talking about me, you Hitler-loving, anti-semitic, cuntbag.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: You know Eddie Burns offered me "Brothers McMullen." True story. But I took a TV show instead.
- Turtle: Was that when you did your full-frontal "Red Shoe Diary?"
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: No, that's when I did my three episode arc on 90210 sexually harassing Tori Spelling.
- Turtle: Nice choice.
- Barbara Miller: Ari, you have no money, and I have too much.
- Ari Gold: So what do you want?
- Barbara Miller: To fuck... kidding. I want 60% and my name on top.
- Ari Gold: I'd rather fuck.
- Billy Walsh: [seeing the Queens Boulevard poster] Ahhhh these motherfuckers, pieces of shit, I'm gonna fuckin' hit somebody, there's no fuckin' doubt in my mind.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Little lightly, Billy, life is short.
- Billy Walsh: Go fuck your mother, Drama!
- Vincent Chase: [speaking at QB press conference] People in this town don't give a shit about art. They only care about one thing: MONEY.
- Billy Walsh: [from the crowd, yelling] FUCK COMMERCE!
