- Tom Anderson: [Beavis & Butt-head are trick-or-treating at Mr. Anderson's door] What the hell are you supposed to be?
- Butt-head: Uhhh, I'm a dumb ass
- [mocks his own laugh]
- Butt-head: Uh huh huh huh huh.
- Todd Ianuzzi: [stops his car] Hey man, move your ass out of the street.
- Beavis: [as Cornholio] Are you threatening me?
- Todd Ianuzzi: [grabs Beavis ready to punch him] What did you say, punk?
- Beavis: Do not underestimate the powers of the all mighty bunghole
- Todd Ianuzzi: [Todd's gang joins him] This is messed up man.
- [Butt-Head laughs as Todd prepared to kick Beavis' ass]
- Trick-or-treater's Dad: [to Beavis & Butt-Head] You take my kid's candy, and I KICK YOUR ASSES
- [punches Butt-head in the stomach, and kicks Beavis in the face]
- Trick-or-treater's Dad: Happy Halloween!
- [slams the door]
