Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Jewish Woman
- Peter Griffin: [as the sprinklers in the panic room mostly fill the room with water; Peter, Lois, Chris, Brian and Stewie are up to their necks in it] The Griffin family history is a rich tapestry. But, since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for The Godfather.
- Lois Griffin: What?
- Peter Griffin: Did not care for The Godfather.
- Chris Griffin: How can you even say that, dad?
- Peter Griffin: Didn't like it.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, it's so good! It's like the perfect movie!
- Peter Griffin: This is what everyone always said. Whenever they say...
- Chris Griffin: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, I mean, you never see, Robert Duvall!
- Peter Griffin: Fine. Fine. Fine actor, did not like the movie.
- Brian Griffin: Why not?
- Peter Griffin: Did not... couldn't get into it.
- Lois Griffin: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?
- Peter Griffin: It insists upon itself, Lois.
- Lois Griffin: What?
- Peter Griffin: It insists upon itself.
- Lois Griffin: What does that even mean?
- Chris Griffin: Because it has a valid point to make, it's insisted!
- Peter Griffin: It takes forever getting in; you spend like six and a half hours... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the movie. I've never seen the ending.
- Chris Griffin: [annoyed] You've never seen the ending?
- Stewie Griffin: How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?
- Lois Griffin: I agree with Stewie. It's not really fair.
- Chris Griffin: It's outrageous.
- Peter Griffin: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs.
- Lois Griffin: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene.
- Peter Griffin: I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different... You know, that's where I lose interest in it.
- Lois Griffin: You know what, Peter...
- Chris Griffin: They're speaking Italian!
- Lois Griffin: The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; it's something you don't understand.
- Peter Griffin: I love The Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement.
- Lois Griffin: Exactly.
- Peter Griffin: Well, there you go.
- Lois Griffin: Whatever.
- Chris Griffin: I like that movie too.
- Joe Swanson: We've captured the burglars.
- Lois Griffin: Oh, thank God!
- Joe Swanson: Unfortunately, they're pressing sexual harassment charges against your daughter.
- Peter Griffin: Well, that was a close call.
- Joe Swanson: You know, ah, Meg should probably get a lawyer.
- Lois Griffin: [to Peter] Oh, sweetie, thank you for keeping our spirits up with your stories.
- Joe Swanson: Your daughter is a sexual predator. If you don't do anything, she could go to jail for a long time.
- Peter Griffin: Don't thank me, Lois, thank my ancestors for living lives of greatness.
- Joe Swanson: [to his fellow cops] Okay, guys, just take her away.
- Meg Griffin: Dad, I can't go through the vent.
- Peter Griffin: Yeah, she's right. We need to grease her up so she doesn't get stuck. Everybody spit on Meg!
- Meg Griffin: [the family spits on her] Stop! Stop, you guys! Ah! Stop! Stop! Okay, okay. I meant I can't do it because there are burglars down there.
- Peter Griffin: Come on! They're not gonna touch you. You're covered with spit.
- Lois Griffin: Be careful, Meg.
- Meg Griffin: [Peter pushes her into the vent, followed by sounds of her falling down] Ahh! Ahh! I hate you all!
- Stewie Griffin: I hate you too, bitch. Oh, no, no, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine?
