Quotes

Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels

Ned Bigby: So, maybe we should go out. You know, boyfriend-girlfriend, more than friends?
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: [as the two hold hands] Hand holding, talking all night, heart-shaped candies on Valentine's Day?
Ned Bigby: I'm ready if you are.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Bring it on.
[They share a romantic kiss]
Ned Bigby, Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: [in unison] Best field trip ever.

Simon "Cookie" Cook: I have to get on that bus or . . or...
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Or what?
Simon "Cookie" Cook: I can't tell you! It might jeopardize my secret identity.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Oh, don't tell me you're the freak in the bird costume I heard about.

Simon "Cookie" Cook: What do girls like most in a boy?
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Honesty, a sense of humor...
Simon "Cookie" Cook: No, superhero. Lois Lane loves Superman. Mary Jane loves Spider-Man. And Lisa will love...
[reveals symbol inside of his shirt]
Simon "Cookie" Cook: The Steel Eagle! The Steel Eagle fights for justice, protects the class on field trips, and will impress Lisa so much she'll get pizza with me and we'll live happily ever after.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Or, this is a sign that you have finally lost your mind.

Sportscaster #1: Hello, Everybody. Along with my partner Willie Gault, I'm Van Earl Wright welcoming you to Ned's Field Trip. Willie, What do you think about the trip so far?
Sportscaster #2: Ha, Ha! Well, I think Ned's in deep, deep doody.
Sportscaster #1: Right! Because if he gets caught by Crubbs, it's summer school and a whole pile of bad stuff. Now more importantly, by the way what do you think about the Suzie/Moze dilemma?
Sportscaster #2: Well, I like Moze better than Suzie. I think she's a much better match for Ned, but he's gonna have to figure it out on his own.
Sportscaster #1: All right. Let's get back to the show to see if Ned ends up with Suzie, Moze, or CRUBBS!

Vice Principal Crubbs: [to Coconut Head] In the "Electrical Closet"? All right, I buy that, for now! But my Bigby senses are still tingling.

Ned Bigby: [from inside the room] Are you NUTS?
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Well, that's all they had at the gift shop.
Ned Bigby: I'm supposed to meet Suzie for lunch! What am I gonna tell her? "I saw the Wild Boy skort, and I just had to have it?"
[cut to him and Suzie]
Ned Bigby: Then I saw the Wild Boy skort, and I said, "I just have to have it."

Suzie Crabgrass: You know, we don't have to go to the Rose Garden. We can just talk a walk and look for your pants.
Ned Bigby: Oh, we're going to the Rose Garden... and we're gonna TOTALLY make-out!

Vice Principal Crubbs: Now, let's hit The Japanese Gardens.
[He turns and sees Ned and Suzie. He turns. Ned runs away as soon as Crubbs realizes he just saw Ned. Crubbs turns to see Ned running away]
Vice Principal Crubbs: Bigby, is that you?
[starts chasing after him]
Vice Principal Crubbs: Bigby! Bigby!

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