Daniel Curtis Lee: Simon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook
Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Daniel Curtis Lee credited as playing...
Simon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook
- Simon "Cookie" Cook: I have to get on that bus or . . or...
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Or what?
- Simon "Cookie" Cook: I can't tell you! It might jeopardize my secret identity.
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Oh, don't tell me you're the freak in the bird costume I heard about.
- Simon "Cookie" Cook: What do girls like most in a boy?
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Honesty, a sense of humor...
- Simon "Cookie" Cook: No, superhero. Lois Lane loves Superman. Mary Jane loves Spider-Man. And Lisa will love...
- [reveals symbol inside of his shirt]
- Simon "Cookie" Cook: The Steel Eagle! The Steel Eagle fights for justice, protects the class on field trips, and will impress Lisa so much she'll get pizza with me and we'll live happily ever after.
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Or, this is a sign that you have finally lost your mind.
