Van Earl Wright: Sportscaster #1

Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels

Sportscaster #1

Sportscaster #1: Hello, Everybody. Along with my partner Willie Gault, I'm Van Earl Wright welcoming you to Ned's Field Trip. Willie, What do you think about the trip so far?
Sportscaster #2: Ha, Ha! Well, I think Ned's in deep, deep doody.
Sportscaster #1: Right! Because if he gets caught by Crubbs, it's summer school and a whole pile of bad stuff. Now more importantly, by the way what do you think about the Suzie/Moze dilemma?
Sportscaster #2: Well, I like Moze better than Suzie. I think she's a much better match for Ned, but he's gonna have to figure it out on his own.
Sportscaster #1: All right. Let's get back to the show to see if Ned ends up with Suzie, Moze, or CRUBBS!