Ari Gold: What if I were to tell you that I had a 22 inch cock, is that something you might be interested in?
Ari Gold: He's protected. We get 'em wet with Vince first I guarantee you they will fuck us. We blow our load with Bob and we might not even get our balls tickled.
Eric: Ari, you know what, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but you're making me uncomfortable.
Ari Gold: It's like high school, E. You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers.
Lloyd: [setting up a conference call] E, I have Ari and Bob for you. Ari, here's E and Bob. Bob, you have E and Ari.
