- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Freud says there are no accidents.
- Eric Murphy: You guys crossed swords during your threesome. Accident?
- Vincent Chase: Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great.
- Eric Murphy: You hear that, Ari?
- Ari Gold: The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. Aquaman 2 is going to make Speed 2 look like Citizen Fucking Kane.
- Ari Gold: Ah... the girls from Wisteria Lane. Which one of you is hiding a large black man in your basement?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: You're like a chick. I mean the guy cannot have unemotional sex.
- Eric Murphy: I didn't have sex.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping.
- Turtle: It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off at the Feed the World event.
- Vincent Chase: Jesus, remember that Cuban guy who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: The guy never sent me those Cuban cigars he promised. I should call.
- Turtle: Yeah, ask him if he knows any good lefties for the Yanks' bullpen while you're at it.
- Eric Murphy: Sorry about "Four Kings" getting cancelled.
- Seth Green: It's all right. Nobody would believe four guys in their thirties would be living together.
