Kevin Dillon credited as playing...
Johnny 'Drama' Chase
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Freud says there are no accidents.
- Eric Murphy: You guys crossed swords during your threesome. Accident?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: You're like a chick. I mean the guy cannot have unemotional sex.
- Eric Murphy: I didn't have sex.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping.
- Turtle: It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off at the Feed the World event.
- Vincent Chase: Jesus, remember that Cuban guy who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: The guy never sent me those Cuban cigars he promised. I should call.
- Turtle: Yeah, ask him if he knows any good lefties for the Yanks' bullpen while you're at it.
