- Fanny Craddrock: Hello everyone. Well, here we are, once again at the festive season And it's the time of the year when Johnnie likes to get his hands on a nice plump young bird. Making a change from the old boiler he gets the rest of the year.
- Fanny Cradock: I don't know what to do!
- Johnnie Cradock: Cook something.
- Fanny Cradock: What for?
- Johnnie Cradock: For me! For my tea, for us- we can do what we like now!
- Fanny Cradock: I don't want to do what we like, I want to be getting on with something that needs getting on with, I don't know what...
- Johnnie Cradock: Marry me.
- Fanny Cradock: - what?
- Johnnie Cradock: Look, I'm sort of done with being the stooge. The act. I think it's time you started taking me seriously. Marry me.
- Fanny Cradock: I can't. You know, I...
- Johnnie Cradock: Oh. He died. Christopher's father. Two weeks ago. It was in the personals.
- Fanny Cradock: ...
- Johnnie Cradock: So what do you think?... Should we do a spot of table turning? Communicate? Look into the future?
