- Phoney Bone: Say, you don't look so good. What's going on?
- Fone Bone: Oh, it's just Thorn.
- Phoney Bone: You havin' girl troubles already?
- Fone Bone: Girl troubles? Of course not!
- Phoney Bone: Where is Thorn anyway?
- Fone Bone: She's just... walking around the fair with some other guy! That's not so bad, is it?
- Phoney Bone: Your girl walkin' around th' fair with another guy is kinda bad, yeah.
- Fone Bone: Well, forget it, OK? It's propably nothing. We'll walk around the fair tomorrow instead.
- Phoney Bone: You know, Jon, I gotta line on a real fast cow!
- Jon Oaks: How fast?
- Phoney Bone: This is th' fastest cow that ever lived!
- Jon Oaks: Really?
- Phoney Bone: This cow runs so fast, th' wind it makes rips the paint right off the barns!
- Jon Oaks: Gee.
- Phoney Bone: This cow is too fast to even have a name! No one knows what th' cow is really called... They call it the Mystery Cow!
- Jon Oaks: The Mystery Cow? Wow...
