- Grandpa Max Tennyson: Ah. Is this place great or what?
- Ben Tennyson: Uh... I'll go with "or what."
- Grandpa Max Tennyson: Come on. What's more exciting than the world's biggest fish bowl?
- Ben Tennyson: Um, everything?
- Gwen Tennyson: There is such a thing as taking a joke too far, you know.
- Stinkfly: [laughs] Impossible. Funny is funny.
- Ben Tennyson: PLEASE tell me this is it, because I can't stand "it" anymore.
- Ben Tennyson: [reading sign] "Do not touch it."
- Gwen Tennyson: [reading sign] "Do not photograph it."
- Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson: [reading sign together] "Do not use batteries or electrical equipment anywhere near it."
- Gwen Tennyson: What are we going to tell Grandpa?
- Ben Tennyson: Nothing. We just play dumb.
- Gwen Tennyson: Easy for you. You're a lot better at it than I am.
- Gwen Tennyson: We have to come clean, tell Grandpa EVERYTHING.
- Ben Tennyson: Sometimes it's hard to believe you're really a kid. Never admit anything until you absolutely have to. Got it?
- Mayor Earl: Some say it might be a ball of lightning come alive. Others think it's static cling run amok. Tough to say.
- Gwen Tennyson: Maybe it's an alien.
- Mayor Earl: Alien? That's just plain kooky talk.
- Mayor Earl: It eats electricity. The more it gobbles, the more powerful it gets. It's also got a dangerous sense of humor.
- Gwen Tennyson: Once again, science saves the day.
- Ben Tennyson: With a little help from science fiction.
