- Ben Tennyson: [opens Vera's refrigerator] Prune juice, prune juice, and, oh, what a surprise, more prune juice. Why does it seem old people were always old?
- Gwen Tennyson: [to Ben after he, as Wildmutt, gets attacked by an alien] Hey, short, dumb and hairy. Rule one, he's not Grandpa! He's an alien freak. And that leads to rule two, which is we kick alien butt!
- Gwen Tennyson: Whadda you have that's non-fat with less than 3% sugar?
- Ice Cream Employee: Napkins.
- [to Ben]
- Ice Cream Employee: What about you, kid?
- [From outside, Ben sees some bad guys are stealing an ATM]
- Ben Tennyson: I'm about to go Rocky Road.
- Ben Tennyson: Ugh. Why do old people's houses always smell like somebody's cooking socks or something?
- Aunt Vera: So, Ben, what have you been doing so far this summer?
- Ben Tennyson: Dealing with alien life forms.
- Aunt Vera: Oh-ho-ho-ho, you.
- Ben Tennyson: [calling back to Marty] Uh, I didn't see your face suddenly pop on the back of your head! I swear!
- [to himself]
- Ben Tennyson: What kind of vitamins are these freaky old people taking?
- Ben Tennyson: Something or someone's got to Aunt Vera and who knows how many other of the fossils around here.
- Huge Limax: Whatever you are, you just made a terrible mistake. Us Limaxes live for the heat. Why do you think we came to the desert in the summer?
- Aunt Vera: [handing Gwen a large seashell] Can you hear the ocean?
- Ghostfreak: [in a very ghostly voice] Loser... looo-ser... heh-heh, ha ha-ha ha-ha-haa!
