Tara Strong credited as playing...
Ben Tennyson • Waitress • Elderly Woman
- Tour Guide: And behind this impenetrable glass is the recently discovered and only known existing copy of the Arkamada Book of Spells.
- Gwen Tennyson, Tour Guide: [in unison] It contains ancient witchcraft and rituals from the late 1600s.
- Tour Guide: Maybe *you* should work here, dear.
- [leaves]
- Ben Tennyson: Don't let old mummy-face get to you. She's probably older than that spellbook.
- Gwen Tennyson: The only reason you're a big hero is because of that watch. If I found it instead of you, I'd be getting all the attention and all the cool souvenirs.
- Ben Tennyson: [goes through the box, picks out something and offers it to Gwen] All right, here, take it.
- Gwen Tennyson: Really?
- Ben Tennyson: Yeah, I got tons of other stuff.
- Grandpa Max: You know, in all my travels, I never actually saw a crawfish climb in someone's nostril until today.
- [chuckles]
- Ben Tennyson: [fake chuckle] Glad I could make your day, Grandpa.
- Gwen Tennyson: But it says *all* the Charms of Basell must be used for the spells to be at their full power. Oh, well, his loss is my gain.
- Grandpa Max: I'm afraid more like "was." We need to turn that charm in to the museum.
- Gwen Tennyson, Ben Tennyson: [together] No fair! Not before I...
- Ben Tennyson: ...try it.
- Gwen Tennyson: ...use it again!
- Ben Tennyson: All that stuff you did, it's not you. It's that charm.
- Gwen Tennyson: It's not you, either. It's that watch.
- Grandpa Max: You know, you two make a pretty impressive team.
- Gwen Tennyson: "Made," now that my power's history.
- Ben Tennyson: Hey, you did the right thing destroying those charms.
- Gwen Tennyson: Maybe just admit I did a good job?
- Ben Tennyson: [exhales] Gwen, you did a good job. There, happy?
- Gwen Tennyson: Totally.
- Ben Tennyson: Good, 'cause I'm NEVER saying it again.
- Gwen Tennyson: You don't have to.
- Ben Tennyson: [Gwen pulls out a recorder, pushes play] "Gwen, you did a good job. Gwen, you did a good job."
- Ben Tennyson: Oh, man!
- Ben Tennyson: [on the recorder] "Gwen, you did a good job. Gwen, you did a good job."
- [Gwen laughs]
