Don Messick credited as playing...
Pirate Captain
- [back at Autobots' headquarters, Chip uses Teletraan I to find the location of the time-warps]
- Chip Chase: We just picked up two new time-warps!
- Optimus Prime, Wheeljack: Two time warps?
- [At the sea, small yacht is sailing, two lovely women in bikinis sunbathe on its deck. Suddenly a time-warp appears and a pirate ship emerges from it. The pirate captain watches the yacht with binoculars]
- Pirate Captain: [to the yacht people] Abaft, ye scurvy swabs!
- [the pirates cheer. One of them, burly brown-skinned giant, throws a grapnel at the yacht. The grapnel catches on the yacht railing. The pirate pulls the rope, getting the yacht near the ship]
- Pirate Captain: [to the yacht people] We be boardin' your vessel to confiscate yer treasure!
- [the two women cling to the yacht captain, watching the pirates fearfully. Meanwhile, on the mainland, bunch of hooligan bikers ride their motorcycles when suddenly a time-warp appears in front of them and several cowboys on horses emerge from it, shooting in the air. The bikers halt]
- Cowboys gang leader: [to the other cowboys] Don't rightly know where these trails are takin' us, boys, but since we're runnin' from the law, we'll get away faster if'n we rustle these newfangled mechanical horses!
- [the cowboys leader points at the bikers, laughing viciously. The bikers look at each other]
- [Seaspray, Cliffjumper and Tracks are surfing the sea, heading to the second time-warp]
- Seaspray: According to my radar, we're almost at the time warp!
- Cliffjumper: Who needs radar, Seaspray? Use your optic scanners!
- Pirate Captain: [to the yacht people] We be wantin' yer treasure, and the wenches, too!
- [the pirate leader laughs viciously, while he and the other pirates wave their swords menacingly. The women freeze in fear. The yacht captain grabs an umbrella, with no other weapon available, and waves it rather pathetically at the pirates]
- Cliffjumper: Aw, cool off, Long John!
- [Cliffjumper shoots several times, shattering the pirates' swords to pieces, to their surprise]
- Pirate Captain: What sorcery'd be this?
- [the yacht people watch with relief as Tracks transforms and flies toward the pirate ship]
- Tracks: I'd rather stay in my stunning auto-mode...
- [Tracks lands on the pirate ship deck with heavy thud]
- Tracks: Nuh! But then I couldn't do this!
- [Tracks shoots several darkness bombs. The pirates are engulfed with darkness, helplessly waving their hands]
- Pirate Captain: Aha! He's made it black as night!
- [Tracks shoots at the grapnel rope, severing it. The yacht moves to safety away from the pirate ship. Tracks jumps into the sea]
- Seaspray: I know what you mean, Tracks... but different strokes for different blokes!
- [Seaspray starts pushing the pirate ship into the time-warp. Cliffjumper joins him. Cliffjumper grunts, straining against the massive weight of the ship]
- Cliffjumper: Com'n, Tracks, we gotta push this crate back into the warp before it closes.
- [Tracks joins Seaspray and Cliffjumper, and together they manage to push the pirate ship into the time-warp. Shortly after the ship disappears into the warp, it closes and vanishes without a trace]
