Steve Blum credited as playing...
Black Ninjas • Additional Voices
- Space Traffic Control: I'm sorry, sir, but I've never heard of you.
- Pox: Never heard of... I'm Orthopox-13, man! The Orthopox-13! The conqueror of Zargon 5? The hero of the battle of Tharsis Mons? The winner of the Xanthrax-47 cruelty award six years running? I'm the second most senior fleet commander in the entire Furon Navy! I was enslaving hyper-dimensional insectoids on the dunghills of Beedleblat while you were still in short pants! And you've never heard of me?
- The White Ninja Leader: We will defend you to the death o' Furon Lord, but first we must compose our death haikus.
- The Black Ninja Leader: Kill them all and take their precious articfact.
- Crypto: Hey, no one screws with my cult but me!
- Yamasuke Hirotaro: Maybe I go to Hollywood, make martial arts movie about me and put black basketball star in it as bad guy. Nah! It would never work.
- Black Ninja: [thinking in haiku] Why think in haiku/When I speak in normal prose?/Better not to ask.
