Phyllis Smith credited as playing...
Phyllis Lapin
- Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently, it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
- Jim Halpert: Nope. I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan.
- Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
- Phyllis: Afghani.
- Michael Scott: What?
- Phyllis: Afghani.
- Michael Scott: That's a dog.
- Pam Beesley: No, that's Afghan.
- Michael Scott: That's a shawl.
- Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?
- Michael Scott: No. Humans with AIDS.
- Creed: Who has AIDS?
- Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanistananies.
- Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
